she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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