It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
The struggles of a small town man whore
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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