I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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