I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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