its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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