I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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