i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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