yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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