garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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