it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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