it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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