Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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