I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
did you just send me my own nude
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
