try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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