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singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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