is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So squirting runs in the family.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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