If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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