she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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