when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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