But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Just cropdusted the office
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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