I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Randomize
