yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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