and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I touched a dick in church today
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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