I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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