Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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