He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
