Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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