Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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