May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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