But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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