Non-Jews are for practice
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
A+ Viking dick
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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