Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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