Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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