youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Dignity is for republicans.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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