Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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