I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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