You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Randomize
