I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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