He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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