Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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