I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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