I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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