All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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