He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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