What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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