Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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