from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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