No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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