is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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