yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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