Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The air was thick with penises
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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