Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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