Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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